Frauds - A History of Hate

Let me give you a short history of how this hate came to be. So honestly I did not know much about the Jonas Brothers until this summer. I knew they existed I felt the presence of evil in my everyday life, but I didn't know what it was. Figured it was some force like ZOOL and thus Bill Murray would have to take care of it and not me. However, I was wrong and I would soon find out. In the summer I sometimes work for a certain Disney owned morning news program, and we occasionally have concert series. As I was setting up the audio for this one show featuring the Jonas Brothers my boss made a joke to me about no point in plugging in the amps besides letting the red on light show. Didn't understand it at the time but as I got to the mixing board realized the fucktards didn't even have their volumes up. All the guitars were basically show! Unluckily, the shits did do their own singing so I had to sit through that crap. But the Disney made fads used their backing band to supply all the true sounds the audience was hearing.

Now, the real shame here lies in that backing band. These are probably professional musicians who in their life times have composed music that is much better than what they are playing now. And that is because middle America doesn't listen to good music. They listen to virgin ass'd pussies because that's what God wants them to listen to.

Idiots.

So what did we learn today? That the Jonas Brother's suck so much that their father company doesn't want them to actually play their instruments (like a band?) and that they should just stand on stage like idiots singing this teen pop to all their musically ignorant fans.

America!