OBAMA!!!

So what did we learn this weekend?? Jonas Brother 3D did not take the top spot in theaters this weekend!! But know what did?? Tyler Perrys Medea Goes to Jail (yah the black Ernest movies). Obviously there is only one person to thank for this shit my boy Obama. No way he went to go see a bunch of cracker fags this weekend, Obama hit the theaters to see his main man Tyler Perry crack hilarious jokes. Now hopefully when Obama went to go see Tyler Perry he brought his two little girls because word on the street is that they are fans of the Jonas Brothers?! Obviously, we can't blame them for this, when you're that small you're legally retarded and anything that is put in front of you you like. At the end of the first term we'll see if they still like them and if they do we're in trouble.

Thanks Obama for making Tyler Perry number 1, but we haven't even talked about that faggle rocks have a 3D movie. So why does this shit exist, I mean first off they should have nothing beside straight to DVD wal-mart bin movies just like all those disney fucks. You're allowed to make money on being queer-holed douches but you aren't supposed to be in theaters and especially in 3D. Imagine all those little twirps who dragged their parents to this shit and then, they had to wear those dumb glasses. Why the hell hasn't someone created a pair of 3D glasses that don't make you look like a freaking idiot already. But back to the main point here this crap shouldn't exist it's enough that I have to accept that they are making movies but 3D movies c'mon I don't want these guys to be any more real or in my face then they already are. Fuck the Jonas Brothers, Fuck 3D movies (that fucking Honey I Shrunk the Kid shit at Disney) that technology is shit. But Tyler Perry you're okay with me. Keep making UPN brand films as long as they keep our President laughing and the Jonas Brothers in second. Man look at that guy not scared of rain clouds looking like he's a pimp on top of the world (and box office) what a fucking baller I bet he bangs mad bitches. Look at that shit fucking pin stripes, fucking pin stripes! I bet that suit cost more than a child is worth in China, fuck you rock man!

Tyler you're my boy lets chill sometime.