Let Talk Purity Rings/New Jersey

So they wear purity rings, lets make fun of this. Of course you would think that the evil Disney empire wants to show pure kids singing to our youth, but no apparently this was their decision. This proves they are not Rock and Roll (for anyone out there still arguing that point) Let me give a quick definition of the terms.

Rock and Roll: Drugs, Sex, Alcohol and Good Music

Purity Rings: Abstinence from Drugs, Sex, Alcohol and Good Music

Here are some direct fucktard quotes
"a promise to ourselves and to God that we'll stay pure till marriage,"
"purity rings [are] pretty awesome, and the rings are just one of our ways of kind of like being different than everybody else out there."
I'm sorry half of that last quote made my head hurt.

FAGTREE!!

Now I don't hate them for being pussies that's legit, it's the fact that they think its "awesome" and that they are preaching this shit to our kids. It's the 21st century kids balls drop by age seven, bufuing by eight, slamming ribs by nine having babies by thirteen.

Anyways lets move on.



So they are from New Jersey. Now New Jersey gets a lot of shit. I mean it does suck but every once in awhile something good will come out of it. But for the most part its New York City's colon. However, its things like the Jonas Brothers that add to Jersey's stigma. Jersey this is what I recommend to you, let them know that you don't want the affiliation. Tell them to go around telling everyone that they are Canadian or something. Know what even kick them out of your state I'm sure you can come up with some bullshit reason. New Jersey, you need to step it up you kick the Jonas Brothers out of your state! I will publicly apologize for you state sucking and I will let the world know that you are a beautiful place that smells like cherry blossoms, angel whispers and unicorn smiles.

Out.