Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Teen Choice Awards

So last night the JoBros got to host the Teen Choice Awards (I think?). Anyways the Teen Choice Awards are like a crappy Fox version of the Nickelodeon Awards that used to go on when I was in my youth and hosted by the one and only Rosie O.

Anyways, there was a segment called dare the Jonas Brothers--this featured crappy dares from idiotic girls who had nothing better to do then video themselves and put the dare on myspace. Here's a sample of the dares:
-Get your haircut on national tv
-Hug as many fans as you can in 20 seconds

I've played truth or dare a few times and those are the worst dares I have ever heard. We used to do stuff like drink this hot sauce and mayonnaise or put your balls on the sleeping kids face. You know good fun dares. Sadly I wasn't able to get my video camera working so I wasn't able to get my dares in on time but I'll include them here for you.

1. Pet a Grizzly Bear while holding it's child
2. Get a sex change on National TV
3. Do anything that Bear Grylls has done
4. Apologize to the Jews
5. Explain everything you know about music theory
6. Do the gallon challenge

Anyways, I didn't get them in on time so we will never see them be done.

They also ended the program with a song called World War 3. At first I was going to say "Hey FUCK YOU Jonas Brothers don't preach anti war you republican fucks!" but then I realized it's a song about a girl trying to start a fight about a relationship or something and then they decide not fight back aka be a pussy and then they use world war 3 as a pun to kill me now please...