So Kevin Jonas aka Creepy-Too-Old-to-be-Playing-to-Tweens Jonas is marrying this lovely piece of New Jersey ass.
I mean who wouldn't marry someone with an orange tint them, a few chins and a fucking outfit that makes it look like their head is held on by a tank-top turtle neck. By the way who decided that that is an okay shirt design. I don't know the last time I said to myself "Oh its gonna be a hot one out there today, but maybe just maybe my neck will be a little cool. Let me get my tank top turtle neck thank the lord Jesus Christ!" Now on to Jesus (that's what I call a segway!)as we all know the Jonas Brothers wear faggot rings because they are gay for Jesus--that is what obviously is leading to this marriage. Just let the dude slam some ribs and he'll see it's not for him and then he'll be like but Jesus doesn't like queers and BOOM! One less Jonas to worry about. That boom can be interpreted as a head blowing up by the gaining of truth about himself or a gun to the temple. Anyways, lets say that this marriage works. They bang he goes back and tells his brothers how cool it is and we have a bunch of young kids getting married that's a great example to set. This is why you have to let kids bang makes some mistakes and realize when they are thirty they need to drink a little less. Words of wisdom, write them down you'll use them when you're thirty. Or you can take the example of my personal hero Tyler Perry and "Slam and Scram!"
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